I don’t have any Diaries posts from last year until the eight so I went and checked out my stat counter for any interesting search queries. I’ve been saving these for awhile now to have enough for a post and I think I finally have enough.
For those of you who haven’t seen a post of the they landed here label, I sometimes go and check my counter to see what people are searching for that land them on the blog. I save the fun ones until I have enough to post. I got the idea from Vomit Comet and their you are here? label. They get some really funny ones.
Sooo, here are the ones I’ve been collecting since August. May the new collection begin now.
16 Aug www.google.de don’t touch your tralalala
*Don’t sweat the petty stuff. Don’t pet the sweaty stuff.
29 Aug www.google.co.jp makoto akashi yamaguchi clock hair
*I’m sure that makes sense to whomever searched it, but when my screen reader says it, it sounds like some kind of weird child’s chant. The cadence is perfect! I’m imagining children doing that hand clapping thing we used to do as kids.
29 Aug www.google.co.jp “makoto akashi” “yamaguchi university”
*Oooooh…that makes a lot more sense when you write university instead of clock hair.
12 Sep www.google.fr roof crochets
*That’s a talented roof.
28 Sep blogsearch.google.co.in interview tips +blogspot
*I had a spam comment this morning all about how to improve your interview skills. I checked the counter and found this search. Alrighty then. Um, the post was about Evan Longoria’s interview. Don’t you think maybe you outta read the post to see if your spam is even relevant? I almost saved the comment to make fun of it, and now that I see this query I almost wish I had. Funny thing is, I actually won a medal in the interview competition in academic decathlon in high school. Preachin to the choir, spammer.
3 Dec www.bing.com rite when i was gonna pee off the roof my roomie
*Oh! Oh! Is this one of those complete the sentence things? Hmmm. Ok, I’ll write: Rite when I was gonna pee off the roof my roomie said, “what does mommy say about boys who pee off roofs?” And I exclaim in a high pitched voice, “look what I can do!”
(I even kept your spelling mistake)This person searched the exact same phrase two minutes after the first search.
Want to continue the phrase after the word roomy? Leave it in a comment. I may have to turn this into a Spark for a short story.
27 Dec. www.google.com. sound bites silence of the lambs “oh good”
*I had to include this one because it’s an inside joke between Chupa and me. She’s the reason I put up a youtube video about this. When I saw the search query, I had to see if it was her, but it wasn’t. Guess there’s more than two of us who love the part where Buffalo Bill says “oh good”.
16 Jan www.google.dk “I hate fingernails”
*I get a search query for this A LOT. That’s the main reason I’m finally including it. Tons of people hate fingernails for whatever reason. It really makes me want to ask them all exactly why.
20 Jan www.google.com o happy vitamins
*I instantly got the song, ‘Oh Happy Day’ in my head and it won’t go away.
2 Feb www.google.com roof socks
*Did you mean wind socks? Do roofs need socks? I suppose they do get cold.
27 Feb www.google.com roof dog harnesses
*Can anyone else figure why someone would want this? To go with the socks, maybe?
27 Mar search.aol.com floridawives
29 Mar www.google.com gps blind captain
*I instantly thought, GPS for a blind captain and imagined a blind guy captaining a ship with a british GPS voice going, we are on course, destination approaching, oh wait, you are about to hit an iceberg…go right please…your other right! Crap! We’re gonna hit!