So here’s the latest search queries I’ve saved that have led people here to the Roof. It’s getting harder and harder to sift through all the queries about Evan Longoria and now David Price. Maybe I should be an official Longoria fan blog.
In case you haven’t read the other ‘they landed here’ posts, these are search queries I’ve found funny and keep saved until I have enough for a post. They come up on my tracker. I check it every few days. Good times.
Oh I wanted to say too that I get a fair amount of hits from the mental health guest posts, so hopefully those posts are continuing to help people. 🙂
16 May www.google.com who is the girl in the evan longoria commercial
*Oh I wish it was me…wait what is the girl doing???
19 May www.google.com.my dog can roof
*Yes, dogs can roof. Or did you mean woof?
23 May www.google.com what happens to the roof when the rays win at home
*It gets raised? Hmmm. Tropicana Field is a dome, but it doesn’t have a retractable roof. So I don’t think anything happens to the roof when the Rays win, other than lots of cowbells and cheering.
4 Jun www.google.ca why are canadians so friendly
*I don’t know. Isn’t google.ca the Canada google? So, if you’re Canadian, can’t you answer that question? Ask yourself why you’re so friendly. Or maybe you’re visiting there. Steve? Carin? Why are you so friendly?
4 Jun www.google.com steve carin
*This query was right below the friendly Canadian query. I’m thinking there is a man named Steve Carin, though.
12 Jun www.google.com sports superstitions about girlfriends
1 Jul www.google.com is Evan longoria single?
*As of 7/1/10 yes he is. But I think we’ve all got plenty of competition.
26 Jul www.google.co.uk went blind when stoned
*I laughed out loud at this one and kinda felt bad about it. But all the search queries were David Price and then this one. It linked to an old post about getting food stoned at the Melting Pot and a great blind bathroom experience hahahaha!
25 Jul www.google.com evan longoria with no shirt
*This cracked me up only because I was recently on the phone with Carol and she looked up pictures of Evan and I highly enjoyed her sound effects. I asked her if there were any of him shirtless, and she didn’t find any. I had to see if this was her searching for topless pics of Evan, but it was someone in FL. 😉
24 Jul www.google.com site:.com inurl:blog “post a comment” -“comments closed” -“you must be logged in” “audio book”
*Huh? This came up more than once. Odd.
22 Jul www.google.com tiny jayden san diego
5 Aug www.google.com what’s in the center roof of my closet
*In an old apartment of mine, my a/c unit was in the ceiling in the center of the closet. Sometimes I wonder if people find the answer they’re looking for. In this case, now I really wonder what’s in the center of that roof in the closet. I mean, what’s causing this person to ask? Interesting.