Ok I really love my person. Ever since I was sick, I love her even more. I mean, gah, guys I felt horrible when I was sick. I didn’t even want food! So you know how bad it must have been. But my person didn’t even shower for days to make sure I was ok, and she took me to the vet and made me all better. She even made those pills fun, so when I heard the bottle, I sat before she told me too and licked my chops. Her hands are tasty yum.
She is sooooo fun to play with, especially when I throw the goughnut at her and she throws it away so I can chase it, or when I drop a Nylabone at her feet and she holds it for me. Or when I just drop on the floor and do my goof thing, she loves it! She hears me on the floor making my goof noises and she drops to the floor with me and grabs my legs while I’m on my back and I twist around with my mouth open and make funny noises. She just giggles and giggles and it’s so fun.
I love her so much I started doing these little nibbles on her hands and she just giggles even more and then I give her face a bath. I don’t know man, when a person makes sure you feel better, you just have to love them more.
But. I have a complaint. She won’t feed me right now. It feels like it should be time. I’m soooo hungry. Isn’t it time? I follow her around and do my goof thing and she laughs and pets me. Then when she’s on the couch I hop up and throw my head on her lap and give her my puppy eyes because I forget she can’t see them. Then if she gets up, I jump off the couch and start doing my happy dance. But she tells me it’s not time yet.
Then, she moved and she used her excited voice! The one she uses when she asks if I’m hungry and that always means she goes into the kitchen for my bowl. So I sat up but then she said oops because she didn’t mean to use her excited voice. So I followed her and did the happy dance because if I’m cute, she’ll feed me, right? Nope. Gah!
You know, that square thing next to the white thing hasn’t said anything…usually when it talks, it’s when I get food. Oh when’s it gonna talk when’s it gonna talk!!??
I guess I’ll just put my head on her leg and keep being cute. She’ll feed me soon, I hope.
Oh, she says to say, “Go Rays!”