I am going to paraphrase this as I don’t remember the play by play word for word.
BJ Upton was up to bat and showed bunt. Oh he’s hurt, he dropped down into a catcher’s stance. Oh no, oh you know where it hit him. Oh man. Oh, oh he’s hurting. Showed bunt and the fouled off the ball and it hit him. Oh man. The trainer is out there but all you can do is give him time. At least men know that takes time so they’re giving him time. Oh Crawford, look at him in the dugout, he’s squirming. Ok, it looks like BJ is gonna be ok. You know you don’t have to do everything Crawford does haha. Oh man. You know catchers and pitchers and infielders wear cups but most outfielders don’t. Oh man.
That was totally paraphrased, but that’s basically how it went. They also made comments about how groin injuries are plaguing the Rays. Price got hit there just playing catch one day. Then Crawford and now Upton.
Oh man. Ouch. Oh man. You know where it hit him.
The home plate umpire just got hit by a foul ball. A look at the replay and you know where it hit him. Oh man, oh man. It’s an epidemic! Hahaha!